When I lost my virginity….the one and only…

I first wrote this over a year ago after Bea sent me the Sex and the septuagenarian video, today i came home from a wonderful afternoon where every meeting went perfect… I think we even found the perfect Christ model … then we got the message that Bea was gone… i admit it hasn’t sunk in yet I can still here her voice and her laugh, she was a once in a lifetime friend and I’ll tresure every memory …. Her  theme songs said it all…

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider,
she didn’t care of the whole world looked.
Joan of Arc, with the lord to guide her,
she was a sister who really cooked.
Isadora was a first  Bra burner
Aint’ ya glad she showed up?
And when the country was falling apart 
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up
And then there’s Maude
And then there’s Maude
And then there’s that old compromisin, enterprisin’ anything but traqulizin’

Right on Maude!!!            

 Right On Bea and thank you for being a Friend……………..

Sex and the City is back…

It’s been awhile and the girls have aged in TV Land…

Bea Arthur (Golden Girls/ Maude) Sally Struthers (All in the Family) Charlotte Rea (Facts of Life) Katherine Helmond (Who’s the Boss / Soap) and Abe Vigoda (Barney Miller) give us septuagenarians and city. Take a peak and have a laugh the girls prove you’re never to old for a good…

 

A few years back, Brian and I left the Booth Theater on a hot date with a septuagenarian a night with Bea Arthur it was a night I’ll never forget! We were promised a night so hot, sweet and creamy so sensual our bodies would tremble so intoxicating we’d need to come back for more… so powerful we’d give up men!

 

She promised us, experience made a difference. She told me to close my eyes and touch, now remember its Bea I looking at, so it took trust! She was right soft yet firm the crevices and wrinkles didn’t matter it was sensual; with my eyes closed I could tell the difference…softer than I was used to… She said to keep my eyes closed and move in low just above the hole, I was disgusted I can’t handle the smell of yeast. She held still and guided my face in, I was scared …I’ll never forget it; it was so amazing like the finest aged wine the scent was impossible to describe, addictive… she was right she could make me give up men!

 

She asked me to trust her again and gently run my tongue along the edge of the hole, to feel the texture on my tongue and lips by now it was sticky, but I did it any way . I couldn’t handle it any more, she had done as promised that night a golden girl took my virginity! I was an animal I had to take the first bite …. My first Krispy Kreme Dounut I was hooked …the taste, the aroma there is truly nothing like it… once I tried one they truly were like sex you need more… When I watch the Golden Girls I think of that night, we talked all night about sex and food; good god, I’m getting old…